You know what I want? Not to win the lottery or go on vacation to the Caribbean. I want normal people problems. Like, am I getting enough fiber? Why did my friend say that insensitive thing about my weight?
Okay, Meredith. I’m not sure how to do this. I’m not a psychic, and apparently I’m not much of banshee either. […] I don’t know if you can hear me or what I’m supposed to ask you, but if I have this thing, it’s got to work some of the time. It’s got to help someone.
Maybe what I really wanted to say was… I’m sorry. I wish I could’ve helped you. I’m sorry.